Salt + Water = Malachai Moose

     I can’t say I have proven this theory because I admit I have never licked the road. However, it must have been the lack of precipitation that prevented the road from tasting salty.  Now that it has rained the salt must be activated and anyone who licks the road can taste it.  Malachai won’t answer my question directly when I ask him so I’ll just have to believe it is true.